Tag: humor writers
member name: Mark Jepsen
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February 18, 2009 04:52 PM EST --
Unconfirmed, anonymous and seemingly tipsy sources are reporting the renowned author and Gather celeb femme-fatale Tracy Fabre is engaged to someone known only as Mark Jepsen.
We have been unable to . . .
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February 09, 2009 07:14 PM EST --
[New York Times News Item: Rodriguez Admits He Used 'a Substance' -- Alex Rodriguez told ESPN on Monday that he did not know what he was taking and that he has not used performance-enhancing . . .
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February 11, 2009 05:02 PM EST --
I know what you're thinking... if you've just read my excellent expose' on Portland Island (ref: Portland Cement is a LIE! ) you're thinking to yourself: "Surely, O Pudgy But Studly . . .
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February 11, 2009 08:58 PM EST --
I Teeter-Tottered Upside Down: Variation #3
I teeter-tottered upside down
my childish glee denies the ground
a boyish spirit flying free
cannot be tamed by gravity
On the cusp I now . . .
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January 24, 2009 12:46 AM EST --
I Teeter-Tottered Upside Down: Variation #2
I teeter-tottered upside down
and magic-ally inversed my frown
my hair back then was full and frizzy
as it bounced I felt quite dizzy
the teeter . . .
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January 29, 2009 10:59 AM EST --
It Wasn't God Who Made Coffee Cup Gremlins... an Homage to Kitty Wells
As I sit here with the brewmaster makin'
the java that will get me crankin' inside
As I'm lookin' for . . .
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February 16, 2009 12:12 PM EST --
Dream A Bovine Dream of Me
Stars shining bright to woo you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I moo you"
Cows singing on the pastoral lea
Dream a bovine dream of me
Say "Night-ie . . .
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February 26, 2009 05:22 AM EST --
This just in: Unconfirmed sources are reporting that several House Republicans were rushed to Walter Reed hospital early this morning. Hospital spokesperson Al B. Dern would only confirm that there . . .
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February 25, 2009 03:32 PM EST --
This just in... congressional Republicans have announced Phase II of their strategy in response to the current economic crisis. (You know... the one that they themselves had ABSOLUTELY NO ROLE IN CREATING . . .
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