Tag: humor
member name: Mark Jepsen
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February 24, 2009 12:10 AM EST --
Wasn't it Sting who sang:
♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
♫ Though Ive tried before to tell her
Of the feelings I have for her in my pants...
Every time that I come near her
I just lose my nerve
Once again . . .
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February 18, 2009 04:52 PM EST --
Unconfirmed, anonymous and seemingly tipsy sources are reporting the renowned author and Gather celeb femme-fatale Tracy Fabre is engaged to someone known only as Mark Jepsen.
We have been unable to . . .
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February 11, 2009 08:58 PM EST --
I Teeter-Tottered Upside Down: Variation #3
I teeter-tottered upside down
my childish glee denies the ground
a boyish spirit flying free
cannot be tamed by gravity
On the cusp I now . . .
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February 09, 2009 08:18 PM EST --
*This is an Asterisk (Since I'm spoofing a classic best-seller from the 60's that used an asterisk in it's title, I found myself with little choice but to put one in the title as well. . . .
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January 27, 2009 07:39 AM EST --
[Posted after an exhaustive search through my horrible off-line filing system. Originally written at least 5 years ago.]
Would
Would that it were,
Would that it was...
Would that . . .
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December 30, 2008 01:25 PM EST --
The Eyeglass Paradox: A predominantly human condition wherein the process and ability to find one's eyeglasses is severely hindered due to the lack of availability of the eyeglasses for which you . . .
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January 24, 2009 12:46 AM EST --
I Teeter-Tottered Upside Down: Variation #2
I teeter-tottered upside down
and magic-ally inversed my frown
my hair back then was full and frizzy
as it bounced I felt quite dizzy
the teeter . . .
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February 11, 2009 05:02 PM EST --
I know what you're thinking... if you've just read my excellent expose' on Portland Island (ref: Portland Cement is a LIE! ) you're thinking to yourself: "Surely, O Pudgy But Studly . . .
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January 29, 2009 10:59 AM EST --
It Wasn't God Who Made Coffee Cup Gremlins... an Homage to Kitty Wells
As I sit here with the brewmaster makin'
the java that will get me crankin' inside
As I'm lookin' for . . .
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February 16, 2009 12:12 PM EST --
Dream A Bovine Dream of Me
Stars shining bright to woo you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I moo you"
Cows singing on the pastoral lea
Dream a bovine dream of me
Say "Night-ie . . .
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February 26, 2009 05:22 AM EST --
This just in: Unconfirmed sources are reporting that several House Republicans were rushed to Walter Reed hospital early this morning. Hospital spokesperson Al B. Dern would only confirm that there . . .
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November 22, 2006 04:18 PM EST --
From the department of random late night musings:
As often happens, I awake in the wee hours of the morning
after a miserably insufficient amount of sleep. (Why does my
my mind sabotage my body . . .
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February 09, 2009 07:14 PM EST --
[New York Times News Item: Rodriguez Admits He Used 'a Substance' -- Alex Rodriguez told ESPN on Monday that he did not know what he was taking and that he has not used performance-enhancing . . .
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January 09, 2009 03:55 PM EST --
[I may be an ass , but I'm a principled ass !]
My 16 year old daughter and I went shopping for ice skates yesterday. I picked her up from school and we headed to an adjacent suburb known . . .
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January 15, 2009 03:40 PM EST --
It's time, people. We've avoided the truth for too too long. You know. I know it. And the gremlins know it! Especially the gremlins!
Of course you're pretending . . .
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January 17, 2009 09:25 PM EST --
I'm not a regular user of Twitter . (I can't stand the 140 character comment limit... if I did everything from a cellphone, then MAYBE I could live with it... but I don't. Talk about . . .
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January 23, 2009 07:38 PM EST --
I teeter-tottered upside down
I thumped my head upon the ground
my feet up to the sky did reach
blood now flushing every cheek
a new perspective can do wonders
to help forget those little . . .
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December 31, 2008 03:14 PM EST --
Good news! 2009 is knocking at my door, and I have chosen this opportune moment to do something for you, my wonderful adoring fans. That's just how my mind works really... I see something that . . .
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February 25, 2009 03:32 PM EST --
This just in... congressional Republicans have announced Phase II of their strategy in response to the current economic crisis. (You know... the one that they themselves had ABSOLUTELY NO ROLE IN CREATING . . .
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April 03, 2009 10:52 AM EDT --
My NPR Weekend Edition - Sunday Puzzler Experience! (Almost)
I didn't want to jinx the process, and bragging about it would have done just that. One needs to be discreet when on the verge . . .
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